Despite what your Uncle Jeff told you about his golden retriever Buttercup, or some German Shepherd who ran into a burning school and saved 27 kindergartners, or a three legged beagle who can balance tennis balls on his nose, I once had the best dog in the world. There you go.

I can prove it.

So, just so you know, in my opinion I pretty much do every thing around here, but the boss thinks that I can do one more thing. "Write a blog," he says, like it's the easiest thing in the world. Okay, I am not even sure what a blog is. At first I thought he said "glob" and in some ways that makes sense. This is just a glob of the things I think about while I should be working. Making custom snow globes, believe it or not.